Thank You for Your Time
Introduce yourself
be professional
be conversational.
Summarize
give me the hook
the characters
the plot
the tone
the stand-out, fresh, unique perspective.
But please
for goodness' sake
be brief.
Did someone refer you?
Have we met?
Don't call your work a bestseller
but tell me which bestseller it's like.
Be confident.
No empty bragging please.
Be cool.
No pressure.
I read this earlier on my phone and I couldn't get to it to comment but I loved it.
ReplyDeleteThanks! It was fun. :) I may have to get in touch with my inner poet more often.
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